Pat, you're a douche.

[brominated]

I see you lurking.

[Micand]

"A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons."

Could the fertile male not be said to fulfill the same function? Semen is 96% water, after all.

[Micand]

However, many women cite specific reasons why they disdain semen orally. Some fear injury from the force of ejaculation. ... Women need not fear injury from the force of ejaculation. Having a man come in your mouth feels like biting down on a cherry tomato. ... As for fear of swallowing, semen is 96 percent water and there's nothing harmful in it. It's also non-fattening, around 20 calories per ejaculate.

0_o

[Peach]

Hai.

[Benihana]

"A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons."

Could the fertile male not be said to fulfill the same function? Semen is 96% water, after all.

I've never heard of someone douching as a means of getting pregnant, so to answer your question, No. A penis is not a douche.

[Micand]

I've never heard of someone douching as a means of getting pregnant, so to answer your question, No. A penis is not a douche.

There's a first time for everything, Bucky. I'd be happy to volunteer for testing, given a suitably fertile (and sexually appealing) female.

[Benihana]

I've never heard of someone douching as a means of getting pregnant, so to answer your question, No. A penis is not a douche.

There's a first time for everything, Bucky. I'd be happy to volunteer for testing, given a suitably fertile (and sexually appealing) female.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild. (NSFW) They're loose there.

[Micand]

http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild. They're loose there.

ODL (one degree removed from NSFW)

[brominated]

Oh Jesus.

[Micand]

http://i.imgur.com/wN9Sl.jpg

All right. Goodbye, Internet.

[kows]

hahaha.

[Benihana]

I love the people who get mad at that. "I'm a 15 year old girl with no perspective, historical insight, intelligence or social skills. FUCK YOU, MR. HITLER"

[Micand]

I love the people who get mad at that. "I'm a 15 year old girl with no perspective, historical insight, intelligence or social skills. FUCK YOU, MR. HITLER"

Yeah, because it's not like people would have any reason to be mad at Hitler. He's just so misunderstood by history.

[Benihana]

I love the people who get mad at that. "I'm a 15 year old girl with no perspective, historical insight, intelligence or social skills. FUCK YOU, MR. HITLER"

Yeah, because it's not like people would have any reason to be mad at Hitler. He's just so misunderstood by history.

Shut up, Nazi. We know you're just saying that as a diversionary tactic to distract us from the fact that you're actually an ancestor of Nazis.

Also, Adolph Hitler was one of the greatest leaders and orators in the history of the human race. He was able to convince regular people to hate an arbitrary group so much that they were willing to exterminate them for the betterment of their nation. He pulled Germany out of a depression so bad, people had to get paid twice a day, once before lunch and once before dinner because their currency was worth so little and inflation was so high. He mobilized a crippled, defeated German people into one of the most efficient and skillful armies and air forces the world has ever seen. History doesn't like to remember that though, because he kind of wanted to exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, tards and what have you.

[kows]

I want to be Hitler when I grow up.

[Micand]

you're actually an ancestor of Nazis.

an⋅ces⋅tor  [an-ses-ter or, especially Brit., -suh-ster]
–noun
1. a person from whom one is descended; forebear; progenitor.

To make people hate is not difficult -- just look at all the liberal rage over Sarah Palin. I'll bet you five dollars that, within three years, I can have hipster death camps up and running.

[Benihana]

To make people hate is not difficult...

And to pull a country out of a hopeless depression and whip it into one of the greatest fighting machines the world has ever seen?

[Micand]

To make people hate is not difficult...

And to pull a country out of a hopeless depression and whip it into one of the greatest fighting machines the world has ever seen?

Obama just did that, so I'm sure it's not very hard.

[Benihana]

To make people hate is not difficult...

And to pull a country out of a hopeless depression and whip it into one of the greatest fighting machines the world has ever seen?

Obama just did that, so I'm sure it's not very hard.

Obvious troll is obvious.

[kows]

[Micand]

Adjective noun is adjective.

(Cool! The same adjective is used both as a modifier and a predicatve adjective!)

[Benihana]

Adjective noun is adjective.

(Cool! The same adjective is used both as a modifier and a predicatve adjective!)

Yes yes, we're all impressed by your pedantic knowledge of the structure of the English language.

[Micand]

Adjective noun is adjective.

(Cool! The same adjective is used both as a modifier and a predicatve adjective!)

Yes yes, we're all impressed by your pedantic knowledge of the structure of the English language.

I'm glad to hear that. It's why I read all those books on grammar.